I catch myself checking each day to read about the new adventures you are on. I find myself laughing out loud here at work and everyone saying “what is so funny?” I have enjoyed every post and look forward to “shadowing” you on your upcoming trips.

“Sparkling, pristine, fragrant and with unlimited paper! I thought that I had died and gone to Heaven! I didn’t want to leave, didn’t want to go on safari that day, just wanted to stay in that air-conditioned paradise all day and get reacquainted with a life to which I was once accustomed. A life with unlimited toilet paper. Knowing the impossibility of my desire, I begrudgingly walked back to the minibus, inwardly pouting, sulking and wallowing in self-pity. Satiating my champagne tastes on a Spam budget is a challenge to begin with and two nights of camping have already taken their toll on my frazzled nerves. In the interest of preserving the integrity of everyone else’s good time, I got my “snobby ass” back on the bus without the slightest protest.”

You go girl!